I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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