On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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