he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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