I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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