What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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