I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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