I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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