No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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