Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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