Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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