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(773): View more from Illinois

Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.

(773): View more from Illinois

"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.

(773): View more from Illinois

I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

morning after pill = breakfast in bed

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock

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(647): View more from Ontario

I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.

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(630): View more from Illinois

that guy was staring at your tits.

(847): View more from Illinois

nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.

(630): View more from Illinois

point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.

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