I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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