When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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