is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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