Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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