just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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