I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
50% drunk capacity currently
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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