think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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