Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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