That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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