Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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