i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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