Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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