ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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