i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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