so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
this just has baby written all over it
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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