Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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