oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
it was like eating out sand paper
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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