whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
