And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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