new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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