lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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