Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize