I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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