I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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