even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
