can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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