break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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