school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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