you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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