I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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