Duck Duck Cougar?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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