I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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