We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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