An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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