if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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