would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
