Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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