The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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