everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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