my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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