You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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