we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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