If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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